I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
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you know how you say cutie patootie
what even is a patootie
oh
(via hate-to-love-it)
If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.
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The Tumblr Guide to Cheating on a Test
depressiionwearsafuckingsmile:
the basics
Graphing Calculator, we couldn’t use this technique during Highschool in test. The math teachers actually check your graphing “graphics” calculator to see if you haven’t gotten any note in there. You sometimes couldn’t even bring one in. You would have to use a different calculator.
Okay, my sophomore year I had a TERRIBLE Chem teacher, and myself and all of my friends were failing. So, I came up with the idea to write notes on a piece of paper which you cut into the size of the cover of your graphing calculator, and you then tape it onto the inside of the cover. When you open the calculator and slide the cover onto the back, no one can see your notes. You inch the cover up if you need to check notes. This is how all of my friends passed Chem, and I still do it today, in fact, I passed my College Algebra final today with this. I have never once had a teacher have an inkling of suspicion when doing this. Try it, it works!!
Write on a small piece of paper and put it under your thighs….write on the inside of your calculator …write on your desk and cover it with your arm . works everyyy time
how do I reach these kids
I’ve done all of those things. Works like a charm.
Use an eraser to write answers on the desk. Only at certain angles can people read them. It works for me in Biology.
I just wear a skirt and write things on the top of my thighs and discreetly check by crossing my legs. Even if a teacher catches a glimpse they can’t ask you to pull up your skirt
the last one though YOU DESERVE AN AWARD
I write on the insides of my fingers so when you need to destroy evidence rub your fingers or put a ring on
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